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We've got computers, we're tapping phone lines
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T is sweet to think that where'er we rove We are sure to find something blissful and dea
And that when we 're far from the lips we love, We 've but to make love to the lips we are near....
Just pick up the phone and give modem connect sounds.
Well you said we should get more lines so we don't have voice lines....
Oh, we 're a' noddin', nid, nid, noddin'; Oh, we 're a' noddin' at our house at hame.
-- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- We 're a' Noddin'...
his was in the days when people got useful WORK done with computers, of course.
We have evolved far beyond that today....
Computers... are not designed, as we are, for ambiguity. -- Thoma
To live and die in scenes like this, With some we 've left behind us.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- As slow our Ship...
Quote #500 `... if we wish to count lines of code, we should not regard them as ``lines produced'' but as ``lines spent.
'' ' -- Edsger Dijkstra...
The train jolted to a halt, a woman asked what was the matter.
"We`ve hit a cow, madam." "Was it on the tracks ?" "NO, we had to chase it over a field....
We got the beat.