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• A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloo
  The kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune...
• A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game Warden....
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
• This is no game for old men! Send in the boys! -- W. Haye
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• He played a mean guitar ... loved to drive in his Jag-u-a
• Flanders: [weeping at his son's solo] My son! My son!
  Homer: Come on Flanders, he's not <that> bad. -- music recital, "Bart the Daredevil...
• As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life.
  Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?...
• His very foot has music in 't As he comes up the stairs.
  -- W. J. Mickle (1734-1788) -- The Mariner's Wife...