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What Is The Only Time A Man Thinks About A Candlelight Dinner? When The Power Goes Off.
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
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Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them....
The only way to get positive feelings about yourself is to take positive actions.
Man does not live as he thinks, he thinks as he lives. -- Vaugha Qui...
One lives only when one thinks.
Energy Saving: Achieved when the power switch is "off".
The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.