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• Last week a mob attacked a white attorney because he was defending someone accused of killing a black man, and that's wrong.
  He should've been attacked because he's a lawyer. -- A. Whitney Brow...
• What's black and white and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman.
• Why should you bury your lawyer? Because deep down inside, he's a good guy.
• Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
  -- Montesquieu...
• Judge: An unemployed lawyer who wears a black dress.
• Of course he's dead--I killed him.
• I killed him, and he forgave me. Why did he have to be so nice about it?
  Peri, Revelation of the Dalek...
• Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
  I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
• Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer? A: A doberman.