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A Tornado Touched Down, Uprooting A Large Tree In The Front Yard And Demolishing The House Across The Street.
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A tornado touched down, uprooting a large tree in the front yard and
demolishing the house across the street. Dad went to the door, opened it,
surveyed the damage, muttered "Darn kids!" and closed the door.
-- Tim Conway
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I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.
When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
-- Helen Kelle...
The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a business trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit.
Arriving at the lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door....
I went up to the stage door, but it was locked. So I went around to the front door and came into the theatre.
And the stage was all lit up, but the theatre was so dark, I couldn't see a thing....
The salesman and the system analyst took off to spend a weekend in the forest, hunting bear.
They'd rented a cabin, and, when they got there, took their backpacks off and put them inside....
Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV] [the kids, watching it, open their mouths] Home
[quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...