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What To Do In Case Of Emergency: 1. Pick Up Your Hat.
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What to do in case of emergency:
1. Pick up your hat.
2. Grab your coat.
3. Leave your worries at the doorstep.
4. Direct your feet to the sunny side of the street.
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Take off your hat to your yesterdays; take off your coat for your tomorrows. -- Proverb
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