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• What to do in case of emergency: 1. Pick up your hat.
  2. Grab your coat. 3. Leave your worries at the doorstep....
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
  2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
• Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
• Marge: How was your day at work, dear? Homer: Oh, the usual.
  Stand in front of this, open that, pull down this, bend over, spread apart that, turn your head that way, cough....
• Preparation H: Kiss your hemmoroids goodbye.
• 1. Find a niche that allows you to pursue a personal passion.
  2. Test your idea to make sure you've identified a market, not just a need....