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• Ah, what's this? Unless I'm much mistaken, a hammer and a chisel!
  You are much mistaken. ...A pencil and a miniature trumpet....
• Do you know what the penalty is for disobeying orders, Blackadder?
  Um...courtmartial followed by immediate cessation of chocolate rations?...
• Corporal punishment is boy punishme
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishme
• As far as I can tell, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
  .. Charming. -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I must say, Captain, I've got to admire your balls!
  ...Perhaps later. -- Perkins and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.
  ..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...