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  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you look at an internal telephone extension number 2444 and immediately try to work out what permissions it represents, and then wonder why it's sgid!
• Beauty: it's a sort of bloom on a woman. If you have it you don't need to have anything else
  and it you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have. -- James Matthew Barrie...
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  How enthusiastic is our support for UNIX? Unix was written on our machines and for our machines many years ago....
• YOU look like an elephant!
• Is it me, or does Perot look like a Ferengi?
• It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly like other people.
  -- George Moore...