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What You Need Is Love Potion #9.
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What you need is love potion #9.
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In need of a rest? Quaff a potion of sickness!
Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.
-- On what falling in love is like -- John, age 9...
All you need is love.
Opal: [Gypsy accent] One drop of this love potion, and you will have any man you desire.
[puts a drop on her tongue] Selma: What are the magical ingredients?...
The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
But I hope he showers at least once a day....
What's in this potion? I'll just run my Spell Checker...
We need love, admiration, worship, as you need food.
Shake your hips and hope for the best.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Camille, age 9...
The information you need is not what you can obtain.