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• WARNING: This Product Warps Space and Time in Its Vicinity.
• Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
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• Any producing entity is the last to use its own product. -- Meissner's Law
• Any product cut to length will be too short. Klipstein's Observatio
• PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.
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