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  Day 2: Everyone talks to me like I'm an idiot....
• Technique?" said the programmer turning from his terminal, "What I follow is Tao -- beyond all technique!
  When I first began to program I would see before me the whole problem in one mass....
• When riding my old Harley a ninety per at midnight down the Via Roma in Naples, I kept one consolation firmly in mind
  If anything goes wrong, I'll never have time to regret it. -- Edward Abbey...
• On my first acid trip, I thought I was God. On my second acid trip I thought I was Jesus.
  On my third trip I thought I was Napoleon and on my fourth trip I thought I was a toadstool....
• What I Did During My Fall Semester On the first day of my fall semester, I got up.
  Then I went to the library to find a thesis topic....
• My whole freshman year I wore brown and white shoes.
  Actually they were impractical, because the white one kept getting dirty. -- Dick Cave...
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....
• Price Wang's programmer was coding software. His fingers danced upon the keyboard.
  The program compiled without an error message, and the program ran like a gentle wind....
• I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.