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Attention! Jeremy eats cats and is not wearing pants!
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Kitty Hawk: a buzzard that eats cats.
Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line. MEWWWR!
CATS ARE IT!
Those establishments which feature signs: "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service," are setting themselves up for the customer who comes in wearing everything but pants and underwear.
Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
ATTENTION
Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...
Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....
i met a womyn from kentucky while i was in new orleans this summer who found out that i am a vegetarian.
..she said: i'm a kittitarian. she eats pussy-cats....