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• Kitty Hawk: a buzzard that eats cats.
• Cats do pay attention. Just plug them into the 240v line. MEWWWR!
• CATS ARE IT!
• Those establishments which feature signs: "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service," are setting themselves up for the customer who comes in wearing everything but pants and underwear.
• Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise! Patty
  [grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I owe you a lunch. -- "Saturdays of Thunde...
• ATTENTION
• Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?
  Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark...
• Assistant: [on phone] Oh, here he comes. What is it now, Quimby?
  Quimby: Nothing, nothing. Only the, er, city has just passed another tax on puffy directing pants....
• i met a womyn from kentucky while i was in new orleans this summer who found out that i am a vegetarian.
  ..she said: i'm a kittitarian. she eats pussy-cats....