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My Friend Has A Baby. I'm Writing Down All The Noises He Makes So Later I Can Ask Him What He Meant.
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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so
later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wright
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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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