When The Chairman Introduced The Guest Speaker As A Former Illegal Alien, I Got Up From My Chair And Yelled, "What's The Matter, No Jobs On Mars?

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When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal
alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs
on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think
people should make you feel that way.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

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