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• When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint.
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  -- Moser's Law of Spo...
• I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
• You know it's Monday when you find a land mine in your food. -- Garfield
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You have a favorite brand of fish food.