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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• Bart: Dad! Knocking over gravestones is bad luck!
  Homer: Really? I heard good. -- "Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendme...
• When I was a baby, I kept a diary. The first entry i
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• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchly...