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When I Finished School I Took One Of Those Career Aptitude Tests And, Based On My Verbal Ability Score, They Suggested I Become A Mime.
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When I finished school I took one of those career aptitude tests and, based
on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.
-- Tim Cavanagh
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