At the store yesterday, I came upon a giant glass jar of maraschino
cherries that had broken on the floor. As the clerk appeared with
a mop, I said, "Looks like the end of a month of sundaes."
Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing
this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of
like to research my roles and really get into it....
