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• I'm going to EUROPE this summer--but when I GET BACK, I'll have TRAINING waiting for me as a COMBAT ENGINEER !
  !! Sound familiar? Be all you can BE! "Ya sluzhat v'Army!...
• If you kill the cat, who ya gonna get to catch the mouse? -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Plumber: Looks like you got a leak. Marge: Could you start fixing it pretty soon?
  The basement is getting awfully flooded....
• I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I'll call you back when I am.
  .. (or) I'm only here in spirit at the moment, but if you'll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I'm here in person....
• Is yours a real cat, or does it come when you call it?
• Back at ya......
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• in the operating room, the power flickers] Nurse: Doctor, you weren't supposed to remove his gall bladder.
  Doctor: Put it back! Put it back! -- It was like that when I got here! "(Lurleen on Me)...