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• A piece of software is not perfect when you find nothing to add, but when you find nothing to remove.
• As you know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight.
  [In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers....
• Marge: Homer, you don't do things like that to be rewarded.
  You do them because a fellow human being needs a helping hand....
• When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and Think of Thing
  you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it....
• To borrow money, big money, you have to wear your hair in a certain way
  walk in a certain way, and have about you an air of solemnity and majesty--something like the atmosphere of a Gothic cathedral....
• Household hint: If you are out of cream for your coffee, mayonnaise makes a dandy substitute.
• The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.