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When You First Start Wearing A Turban, Probably The Most Common Mistake Is Wrapping It Too Tight.
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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is
wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude.
That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen." -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
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If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil.
How innocent you are, little blacksmith. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
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If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist.
When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody....
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I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
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