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When You Haven't Got Enough Iodine In Your Blood You Get A Glacier.
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When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
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Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood?...
Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
"I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
Part of the glacier melts, drowning you under a torrent of water.
If you subtract your pulse rate from your I.Q., you get your "blood-intelligence level.
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
-- Norm Crosby...
When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.