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When You're A Child, You Pledge Allegiance To The Flag.
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When you're a child, you pledge allegiance to the flag. When you grow up,
you swear to uphold the Constitution. Compare and contrast to the
President's current actions.
-- Larry Wake (lkw@csun.edu)
Related:
You know it's Monday when you wake up and it's Tuesday. -- Garfield
If you have a weak candidate and a weak platform, wrap yourself up in the American flag and talk about the Constitution.
-- Matthew S. Quay...
Why be born again, when you can just grow up?
If you don't drink, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you're gonna feel all day.
-- Martin Mull...
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'.
Which part of 'all' don't you understand? -- Rep. Pat Schroeder (D) Colo....