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When You Stretch The Truth, Beware Of The Snap Back.
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When you stretch the truth, beware of the snap back.
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Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.
Beware when in the company of yourself since you are a practicing homosapien.
A SNAP dump is like getting a snapshot of yourself while hitting a baseball.
You can go back later and look at what you did wrong so that you can improve....
Beware the man who slaps you on the back - he is probably trying to make you cough up something.
Beware of the Vampire Jesus--He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
Riker: "You do an end run around me again, I'll snap you back so hard you'll feel like a first-year cadet again.
-- "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate unknow...
If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to the moon and back.
.. and none of them would be complaining. -- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Time...
AMBIGUITY: Telling the truth when you don't mean to.
Beware the one behind you.