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• Someone put live piranha in our swimming pool. If we don't swim there anymore, the piranha will starve.
• SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
• A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.
  -- In an East African newspape...
• Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
  -- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
• Quote #443 Putting smokers and non-smokers in the same room is like having a urinating and a non-urinating section in a swimming pool.
  -- Ross Parke...
• You just can't go to a public swimming pool and splash around anymore.
  Everyone's swimming laps now. Some guy jumped in behind me and said, "How long are you gonna be using this lane, dude?...
• Kristin: "Do you have any clothes around here I could borrow?
  At least until I figure out where the swimming pool is?" -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...
• Somebody said to me, `But the Beatles were antimaterialistic.
  ' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say `Now, let's write a swimming pool'....