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• Never accept an invitation from a stranger unless he gives you candy. -- Linda Festa
• An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but if you don't floss, the dentist will get you!
• There is one thing far worse than waiting two months for a dental appointment, and that is getting in to see the dentist the very next day.
• Marge: Inflation, trade deficits, horrible war atrocities .
  .. how are we supposed to do our big musical number with so many problems in the world?...
• Forgot to pay his brain bill.
• The employee who has performed his labors faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it.
  -- Work Rule...
• Bart: Hey Dad, can I have a thousand dollars? Home
  All right... [gets his wallet] Wait a minute! For what?...
• At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
  But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?...
• When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprise
  first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it. -- Donnay...