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Why Cars Stop Moving" By M. T. Tank
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"Why Cars Stop Moving" by M. T. Tank
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Why is the cheese moving?
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The scientist is at the moving edge of what's happening. -- Dr. Gerald M. Edelma
Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! And then we could sit on the hoods of cars at stop lights!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
Why do they stop prison riots?
Why stop now when it's getting bad.
One month after moving into your dream house, you will get new next-door neighbors who will display a predilection for dismantled cars, rabbit cages oversized tents and the music of Kool and the Gang.
What do you mean, 'almost dead'?" "Well, when you stop breathing, and moving around, and seeing things.
.. that kind of almost dead....