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• Did you know that there is a million bucks hidden in the house next door?
  "But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -- MARX...
• Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
  It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know, that nice midwestern man on the radio who's like a pleasant version of Grampa?...
• Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat.
  Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added luxury that you never feel hungry....
• You can get a decent reading on who is running things if, on your way to the front door of the house, you notice that the garage door is some strange color and there are curtains.
• Homer: [gasps] It must be the first of the month: new billboard day!
  [a car-carrying truck stops behind him] [a bunch of cars drive onto it accidentally] Drive...
• In a forest a fox bumps into a little rabbit, and says, "Hi, Junior, what are you up to?
  "I'm writing a dissertation on how rabbits eat foxes," said the rabbit....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Sweep first before your own door, before you sweep the doorsteps of your neighbors. Swedish Proverb