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• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
• When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
  When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....
• When a man is wrong and won't admit it, he always gets angry. -- Haliburto
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• When the going gets tough, the going gets tough.
• A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
• If a man will go as far as he can see, he will be able to see farther when he gets there.