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• Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
  Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
• You fiend! What have you done to him?!! We have put.
  ..a _bag_ over his head. -- Lady Farrow and Edmund : Head...
• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself.
  For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head"....
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• If I die, Baldrick, d'you think people would remember me?
  ...Yeah, of course they would. People would always be slapping each other on the shoulders and laughing and saying, 'Do you remember old Privy-Breath?...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I'm off to the queen. Shall I come too, my lord? No.
  ..better not, people might think we're friends. -- Edmund and Percy : Head...