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Why Don't I Get Fresh Air When I Open A Window?
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Why don't I get fresh air when I open a Window?
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I remember when people used to step outside a moment for a breath of fresh air.
Now sometimes you have to step outside for days before you get it. -- Victor Borge...
Will: "Roses are red, Violets are Blue. Jazz and I are black, But, Carlton, what are you?
Excerpt from "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Ai...
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
Mink is for football games ... please. Out in the fresh air, sit in it, eat hot dogs in it, anything.
But not evening, not elegance, I beg of you. -- Valentina...
As a student I learned from wonderful teachers and ever since then I've thought everyone is a teacher.
-- Bill Moyers, interviews on "Fresh Air", 1991...
Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock yourself out. -- "Bart After Dark...
Fortune leaves always some door open to come at a remedy.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. i...
Backups?? Why, when we have the Air Force.
Oh yeah? Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.