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• Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
• Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
  Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
• LAWYERS lie about doing it and charge you for believing them.
• Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical experiments instead of rats?
  a) There are more lawyers than rats. b) The scientist's don't become as emotionally attached to them....
• Why don't cats like to swim?
• LAWYERS would do it but for 'hung jury'
• Would I lie?
• My girlfriend and I sure had a good time at the beach last summer.
  First she'd bury me in the sand, then I'd bury her....
• Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom.