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• Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
  Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away....
• Q: Why do LADA's have heated rear windscreens? A: To keep your hands warm when your pushing them.
• Q: Why do women change their minds so often? A: To keep them clean.
• My girlfriend and I sure had a good time at the beach last summer.
  First she'd bury me in the sand, then I'd bury her....
• Cats do not keep mice away, they preserve them for the chase - Barro
• Q: Why don't blind people go bungie jumping? A: Scares the dog.
• A cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.