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Why Is It That When A Man Goes To Hunt Bear, It Is Sport, But When The Bear Comes To Hunt Man, It Is Violence?
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Why is it that when a man goes to hunt bear, it is sport, but when the bear
comes to hunt man, it is violence?
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A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
"Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
I am not a man. -- Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
When Neanderthal man lumbered home from the hunt, he was less than fully erect, according to anthropologists.
That figures, of course, considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was....
Less substance, more ambience. -- Picard, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
What a handsome race. -- Worf about the Antedians, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?
Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand....
Smithers: Are you sure you want to go through with this, Sir?
You _do_ have a very full wardrobe as it is....
Quote #152 "Tiger gotta hunt. Bird gotta fly. Man gotta sit and wonder why, why, why.
Tiger gotta sleep. Bird gotta land. Man gotta tell himself he understand....
I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs. -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2