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• Wife who slide down banister make monkey shine.
• Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.
• He who lies down with dogs probably has a wife who keeps seven or more cats in the bedroom.
• Solitude makes a wonderful mistress but a terrible wife. -- Emerso
• There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
• At the first turning of the second stair I turned and saw below The same shape twisted on the banister .
  .. Under the vapour in the fetid air Struggling with the devil of the stairs who wears The deceitful face of hope and of despair....
• A good neighbor is one who will watch your vacation slides all evening without telling you that he has been there.
• MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...