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Wife who slide down banister make monkey shine.
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A two-timing husband is one who's pleased to make his wife's acquaintances.
In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.
-- John Corcora...
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-- Robin William...
He who lies down with dogs probably has a wife who keeps seven or more cats in the bedroom.
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. -- Robert Benchley
There was a young man from Bel-Aire Who was screwing his girl on the stair, But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.
At the first turning of the second stair I turned and saw below The same shape twisted on the banister .
.. Under the vapour in the fetid air Struggling with the devil of the stairs who wears The deceitful face of hope and of despair....