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• A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20
  Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy....
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• WINTER That time of year that everyone hates despite initially welcoming it after a long summer.
  Except for people who live so close to the equator that they don't notice the difference....
• High Priest: Armaments Chapter One, verses nine through twenty-seve
  Bro. Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with it smash our enemies to tiny bits....
• VIRTUAL REALITY BREAKTHROUGH The NASA Ames Research Center have announced a breakthrough in Virtual Reality.
  They have simulated the entire world within a computer....
• ZEBRA A horse with stripes added. Now available in five different colours, and with optional spots.
  Zebras are now almost extinct, most of their number having been skinned to make pedestrian crossings....
• MOUNTAIN Something which men seem to delight in being able to climb just so they can stick little flags in it at the top to show that they've climbed i
  and can then apply for Fame from the Warhol Institute For Handing Out Fame....
• zeroth /zee'rohth/ adj. First. Among software designers, comes from C's and LISP's 0-based indexing of arrays.
  Hardware people also tend to start counting at 0 instead of 1...