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Women, Can't Live With Them, Can't Leave Them By The Curb When You're Done With 'em.
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Women, can't live with them, can't leave them
by the curb when you're done with 'em.
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Men: You can't live with them, and you can't leave them by the curb when you're done with them.
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Men: Can't live with them, can't shoot 'em.
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-- Stephen Still...
To shake people up, to wake them from their sleep, while knowing you are committing a crime and that it would be a thousand times better to leave them alone
ince when they wake, too, you have nothing to offer them... -- E.M. Ciora...