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Ya' heard of me?
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Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh?
People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend
Kirk: How about it, Luanne? Will you marry me... again?
Luanne: Ooh, no! Kirk: [moans] Well... Uh, can I have my shirts back, at least?...
Burns: Workers, please! There will be time for the frozen pudding wagon later.
You still owe me ten more Iroquois Twists! [The crowd obeys....
If Ya Snooze Ya Looze...
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
[raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart gasps] [tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
Soy un perdito. I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me?
You should've heard me before you got here. -- Ro