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Soy Un Perdito. I'm A Loser Baby, So Why Don't Ya Kill Me?
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Soy un perdito. I'm a loser baby, so why don't ya kill me?
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Baby baby, I need ya tonight.
HA! I kill me!
Burns: Don't kill me... Abe: I ain't gonna kill ya, that'd be cowardly
Monty Burns cowardly. I just want to watch you squirm....
Why do you lead me a wild-goose chase? -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap.
vi...
Homer: [in a dream] What the?!?! [Homer is a video boxing character] Ba
[his opponent] Put up your dukes, Homer. Homer: Agggh!...
Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
Here ya are pilgrim. Skin that 'un, and I'll go getcha another'n.
I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....