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• Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is. Luanne
  Kirk, I don't know what it is. Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne....
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well. [outside, Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk
  [to staring Homer and Marge] What? -- Nah, happens to everybody, "A Milhouse Divided...
• Kirk: Uh, sorry we're late, but Luanne had to put on her face.
  She doesn't want anyone to know she's got no eyebrows....
• Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it, _loves_ it when I fail.
  Luanne: Oh yes, Kirk. I _love_ having to borrow money from my sister....
• Saavik: "Permission to speak candidly, sir." Kirk: "Granted.
  Saavik: "I don't believe this was a fair test of my command abilities....
• Luanne: If you want to talk nervous, you should've seen Kirk deal with the high-school kids who egged our Bonneville.
  Kirk: Ha. Should've asked them to hurl some bacon....
• Luanne: Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father- in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory.
  Homer: Bo-ring. Luanne: A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence....
• Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate.
  .. your butt. [chuckles] Milhouse: [falsetto] All right, if you think you must....