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Yes, she faked another upload last night.....
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If I download another byte, there will be an immediate Upload!
One man's upload is another man's download.
The Bible says that woman was the last thing God made.
Evidently He made her on Saturday night. She reveals his fatigue. -- Duma...
At last I've found the girl of my dreams. Last night she said to me, "Once more, Strange, and this time *I'll* be Donnie and *you* be Marie.
-- Strange de Jim...
I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
-- Woody Woodbury...
Beans for dinner last night huh?
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
Owner: If you are waiting for the Hi & Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum.
Bart: Please, you have something of mine on a little piece of paper....
PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...