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• I attribute my old age to having lived a long time.
  Most people who do this are older than those who do not....
• Everthing is farther away than it used to be. It is even twice as far to the corner and they have added a hill.
  I have given up running for the bus; it leaves earlier than it used to....
• To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
• I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
  -- E. M. Forster, as a small child...
• You age as well as most people do--maybe even better.
• I 'm armed with more than complete steel,-- The justice of my quarrel.
  -- Christopher Marlowe (1565-1593) -- Lust's Dominion, Act iii, Sc. 4...
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• Abe: He was right under my nose the whole time. He lives in my retirement home.
  His name is Malloy. Lisa: Wow! How'd you track him down, Grampa?...