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• Among the damned, you are the chosen one.
• You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. But that's not *fair*!
  Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up....
• Teacher: "Bart, give us an example of a modern-day paradox.
  Bart: "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." -- Bart the Genius "The Simpso...
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Ms.M: Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Ba
  [looks around nervously; all stare at him] Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't....
• If you are willing to die, you can do anything!
• Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
• I 'll warrant him heart-whole. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iv, Sc.
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• If I can, can you?