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• Teacher: "Bart, give us an example of a modern-day paradox.
  Bart: "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." -- Bart the Genius "The Simpso...
• What are you looking at, Bart! Are those naughty dogs back again?
  -- Ms. Krabappel catches Bart staring out the window, "Bart the Geniu...
• Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
  900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
• Bart: You're going to eat a blizzard of...[looks around] unseasonable warmth?
  Lisa: I made the snowball from the frost in our freezer!...
• Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come back and do your show again!
  Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle] -- Way to go Lise, "Bart the Fink...
• Marge: Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without.
  .. mmm... mmm... What's that word where you encourage something to grow?...
• Bart: What is this place? Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
  Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our extra-credit assignments without fear of reprisal....
• Lisa: Don't worry, Bart. Everything's gonna be just fine.
  I'm gonna get you to a doctor, [puts Maggie in the barrow] he will fix you up, and by this time tomorrow, we'll all be a happy family....
• Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on your grade.
  They merely determine your future social status and financial success....