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Teacher: "Bart, Give Us An Example Of A Modern-day Paradox.
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Teacher: "Bart, give us an example of a modern-day paradox."
Bart: "Damned if you do, damned if you don't."
-- Bart the Genius "The Simpsons"
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You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't. But that's not *fair*!
Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up....