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You Can Tell It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When You Wake Up To The Sound Of DEA Agents/FBI Agents/Armenian Nationalists Breaking Down Your Door.
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-- You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian Nationalists
breaking down your door.
Related:
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
.. the day after you bought a waterbed....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when You call your answering service and they've never heard of you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when Your pet rock snaps at you.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put your bra on backwards, and it fits better.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your wife says, "Good morning, Bill," and your name is George.