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You Can Tell The Quality Of Humanity Is Going Down, Just Look At Everybody Else.
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You can tell the quality of humanity is going down, just look at everybody
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What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be broken down into subjects and predicates.
This is not because Quality is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct....
Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
What I mean (and everybody else means) by the word QUALITY cannot be broken down into subjects and predicates.
This is not because Quality is so mysterious but because Quality is so simple, immediate, and direct....
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford...
And, you know, I mustn't preach to you, but surely it wouldn't be right for you to take away people's pleasure of studying your attire, by just going and making yourself like everybody else.
You feel that, don't you?" said he, earnestly. -- William Morris, "Notes from Nowhere...
Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days....
Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian Nationalists breaking down your door.
Homer: Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
Manager: Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn....