You've Reached The B&D Hotline. All Our Operators Are Tied Up Right Now

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You've reached the B&D Hotline. All our operators are tied up
right now, so if you leave a name, number, a list of
transgressions, and bark like a dog, we'll get right back to you
with your penance.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations

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